32nd Arizona Cardinals
Houston Texan fans rejoice! You are for once, at least for the time being, NOT the worst team in the NFL. What the Cardinals have achieved these past few seasons is nothing short of impressive and their place at the bottom of the pile has been well earnt. I don’t think anyone will really be able to disagree with their spot in this ranking, they were a bad team last season and only got worse in the offseason with probably the biggest improvement to the Franchise being their new uniforms. Their QB Kyler Murray is unavailable for the start of the season, and I can only assume that their GM is embracing the tank for Caleb Williams after letting LB/S Isiah Simmons walk for pennies on the dollar and releasing QB Colt McCoy in favour of QB Joshua Dobbs who has only spent a couple of weeks in Arizona. Let’s just say that there are many real reasons why this team is the only one who are underdogs every game this season, they no doubt miss the playoffs and the only entertaining part about watching this team play will be to see if they pull off the impossible and go 0-17 in 2023.